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Home » Humor » Investment Advice
Investment Advice Humor
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock some time ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
 
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
 
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
 
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
 

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 
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